Dear Beckyrita,
Ohhh my gosh! You will not believe the amazing things I have done since I got to college! Every guy here is after me, I mean you can't blame them! I have sooo many new friends and they're all really pretty, but none have really caught up to me yet. This one little girl has been like so annoying trying to hang out with me, but shes just not good enough to be in my study group...oh well for her. I've been working on all of my acting and singing and it's going so well. The theatre director here is absolutely in love with me, but don't worry. I won't forget to send you and autographed guitar when I become famous and marry the sexiest man alive.
I gained like two pounds when I got here, not that freshman 15 like all the other losers. Right when I saw it though I went and started working out and now my body looks so awesome! The girl in the apartment next to me had to like go build houses for the homeless or something, so she paid me to take care of her kid for a few hours, it was definitely the nicest thing anyone could have done for her. I felt so good for making her life so much easier that day :) I''ll be the leading role/star of the upcoming production we are doing so you haveeee to come watch how amazing I do. Don't forget to buy me flowers for after the show! Haha the other girl that is in the play with me is soooo jealous of me since I get to kiss the hottie. I can tell by the way she looks at me...but shes pretty...I guess. Oh and that thing you wrote about last time I got a letter from you....that really sucks I've never had a guy reject me...Oh well better luck next time. Okay well I have to go because all of my friends are waiting for me...poor things I don't know what they would do without me! Byyye! I miss you...
Love Brooke (no seriously)
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This is definitely an example of Narcissistic. I like the part in your post about become famous and marry the sexiest man alive. That part is funny.
your post is cute! :)
from the way you act in college with your peers, i would say that you were a narcissistic. you love being really important and liked by many guys lol
great post =)
your letter was funny. i'm pretty sure you're supposed to be a narcissist. you think you are better than everyone and you think every one should love you. great job!
You have a serious case of narcissism. Great job.
your blog was funny :) you displayed narcissism very well
hahah, nice blog. I'm not 100% sure what you have but i have a feeling that it you were narcissistic. Good job!
Your letter was entertaining, and you did a great job at catching the mood of the personality disorder in the letter. I agree with everyone else- its the Narcissistic Disorder. Wonderful.
Man I hate narcs! They are so full of themselves. Nice portrayal of one...
There is Narcissist written all over your letter. Haha its like you only care about yourself. Very nice job on portraying this.
I think this is narcissistic because you THINK everyone likes you. Nice Brook-ie
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